>Subject: BACON AND EGGS
>
>A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
>mother asks if he had done his chores.
>
>"Not yet," said the little boy.
>
>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
>Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
>kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
>to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
>his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
>
>"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
>my cereal?" he asks.
>
>"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
>eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
>a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
>getting any milk."
>
>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
>across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
>and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" :nervous:

:D LOL :D