>> > >This is Your Captian Speaking
>> > >
>> > >A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's
>>final
>> >approach.
>> > >The pilot comes on the intercom,
>> > >"This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto.
>>I want to
>> >thank you for
>> > >flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in
>>Toronto".
>> > >He forgot to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can
>>hear his
>> >conversation
>> > >from the cockpit.
>> > >The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do
>>in
>> >Toronto?"
>> > >"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel
>>and take
>> >a big crap .
>> > >then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the hugeti*s out
>>for
>> >dinner....
>> > >then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and
>>put it to
>> >her big
>> > >time all night."
>> > >Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking
>>up and
>> > >down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
>>Meanwhile the
>> >new
>> > >stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so
>>embarrassed that
>> >she starts
>> > >to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercomoff.
>> > >Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and
>>down she
>> >goes.
>> > >The old lady leans over and says:
>> > >"No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a s*it first."

Another good one there cooley :D :D

cooley,
you guys from the east can always bring a smile to the rest of the world.