A women is going at it with her husband's best friend one afternoon when suddenly the phone rings. She hops out of bed to answer it,"Hello...OK, bye."
"Who was that?" asks the guy.
"Just my husband," she replies.
"Oh $hit. I'd better get going. Did he say where he was? Is he coming home?"
"Don't worry," says the wife. "He said he's down at the bar playing a few games of pool with you."