cooley
06-11-2003, 04:19 PM
* > > > > > > A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a
* > > > > > > really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so
* > > > > > > the next day she took it to a repair shop.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
* > > > > > > to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow
* > > > > > > into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would
* > > > > > > pop out.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees
* > > > > > > and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing
* > > > > > > happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing
* > > > > > > happened.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and
* > > > > > > said, "What are you doing?"
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > The first blonde told her how the repairman had
* > > > > > > instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get
* > > > > > > all the dents to pop out.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HELLLLOWW ...
* > > > > > > You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."
* > > > > > > really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so
* > > > > > > the next day she took it to a repair shop.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
* > > > > > > to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow
* > > > > > > into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would
* > > > > > > pop out.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees
* > > > > > > and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing
* > > > > > > happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing
* > > > > > > happened.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and
* > > > > > > said, "What are you doing?"
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > The first blonde told her how the repairman had
* > > > > > > instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get
* > > > > > > all the dents to pop out.
> > > > > > >
* > > > > > > Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HELLLLOWW ...
* > > > > > > You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."