>Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:
>
>1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting
>you ...
> (inside card) I changed my mind.
>
>2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life ...
> (inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you.
>
>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
> (inside card) That you're not here To ruin it for me.
>
>4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...
> (inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
>probably need it again.
>
>5. Someday I hope to marry ...
> (inside card) Someone other than you.
>
>6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...
> (inside card) Almost life-like!
>
>7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me.. .
> (inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time To keep
>your promise.
>
>8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
> (inside card) What do you say we stop?
>
>9. I'm so miserable without you ...
> (inside card) It's almost like you're still here.
>
>10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. .
> (inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
>11. You are such a good friend ..... If we were on a sinking ship ... And
>there was only one life jacket ...
> (inside card) I'd miss you terribly And think of you often.
>
>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
>birthday. . . .
> (inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in parts of Arkansas, Kentucky, and West
>Virginia).
>
>14. Looking back o'er the years We've been together, I can't help but wonder
>...
> (inside card) What was I thinking?
>
>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
> (inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>16. How could two people as beautiful as you ...
> (inside card) Have such an ugly baby
>

Thats is such a good one man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like #13, very funny. there is place up here where u could use that one. LOL