My apologies if this offends anyone.

Three guys are talking in a bar, one from Ontario, one from Quebec, and one from Newfoundland.
The Ontarian says " this is a nice bar, but there is a bar in Toronto where you buy one beer and get one free!
"That's good" says the fellow from Quebec, "but in Montreal there is a bar where you buy one beer and get TWO free!!
"That's nothing" said the Newfie, "there is a bar in Newfoundland where you can get your first, second, third and fourth beer free, and then go upstairs and get laid!"
The other two guys are amazed, and they ask him "did this happen to you?"
He say "No, but it happened to my sister!"
:D

I liked it!

Ahhhhhh i herd a rendition similar to that, but if u want good newfie jokes im your man. ;)

ok lets here them jwheeler.

nice one cory9

Yeah lets hear some

cory that one will do anytime again and again.LOL

Just for the record.......FREE BEER is nothing to joke about. ;)

And I want to hear them Wheeler. My boss is a newfie, and I love sending him good jokes.

That's great!