Downriver Thunder
09-09-2003, 07:57 AM
15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking
her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...... and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone.
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a
mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the pharmacy is because you have to pick
up your antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say 'Pick Me! Pick Me'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...... and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone.
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a
mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the pharmacy is because you have to pick
up your antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say 'Pick Me! Pick Me'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"