Escaped Convict......
>
> A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
>He
> breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
> couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
>chair.
> While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
>on
> the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
>guy
> is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent
>lots
> of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
> kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
>do
> what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much
>he
> ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets
>angry,
> he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
> To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
>cute,
> and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him
>where
> to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

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