http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/

I would start at the bottom of the page on the left at pg 262, then work backwards using the Previous Page

Wait till you find the one that says...."I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST ATE THAT ENTIRE BAG OF DUMB! "

....*tears* oh im just killin myself laffin. *oww*, my stitches. hahahaa...... :p

Man, this guy has a way with words!!!

By the picture in the upper left corner it looks like he could turn the sledgehammer on himself, rearrange his ugly face and possibly get a date with one of the fat chicks on his site.
Wayne