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: If Your Gf/wife Was A Snowmobile....


RacerX408
05-19-2004, 02:00 PM
i thought this thread up the other day and started it on another site. i figure everyone will get a laugh out of it so ill start it here too!! :D

let us know how your wife, girl friend, hubby, boy friend or EX resembles a certain sled and why.

personally my EX girl friend is like my 440 racer. high maintenance, very tempermental, and costs a ton of money. :tongue: i could always talk it through tough situations and into things that shouldnt be done!! :thumbsup:

lets try to keep it clean cuz i'm sure the mods would have a good time deleting posts!! :lol: anyone wish to share?? :thumbsup:

drift_jockey
05-19-2004, 06:47 PM
My ZR 600 cuz shes new and i havent ridden......haha never mind......really she would be my ZR cuz shes mine and i love her alot.....i hope she stays in tip top shape for a long time cuz shes expensive.... :lol:

dawg
05-19-2004, 07:40 PM
gilrs are so much like snowmobiles. You can have some real fun with them but at times they can be cranky. LOL anyone ever find out if you can purchase a warranty on your gf/wife.

I guess my perfect gf would be an f7 or a rev 800, two big jugs and for the most part....low maitenance.

drift, your avator is pretty much what i have in mind. :D

drift_jockey
05-19-2004, 08:38 PM
:devil: LoL

RacerX408
05-19-2004, 11:28 PM
man if this doesnt stir things up a bit i dont know what will. man u guys are boring sometimes!! :slick:

slednecker
05-19-2004, 11:35 PM
my ex would be anything old and slow took her sledding once and never again after that i think our top speed we reached that weekend was 40kpm i got nothin but punches in the back and her crying cause 60kpm was to fast,,, and then a couple weeks later i was single lol...
my current gf who will be sticking around for a long time is like my mxz she like everything fast and shes so damn sexy!! haha
you know you have a keeper when she wants to go faster and faster!! and she loves sleding as much as you do!

mxz7
05-19-2004, 11:46 PM
Hard to start but once she gets going look out. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :)

tunedbyear
05-19-2004, 11:57 PM
i'd say like a f7. the harder you ride them. the better it is. lol

WKinneIII
05-20-2004, 12:39 AM
A Triple Piped Triple Cylindar, LOUD, MEAN and NOT TOO BE MESSED WITH.
Wayne

REV*BARON
05-20-2004, 01:22 AM
1970 Ski Doo Olympic.....work on them for 3 hrs to get a 15 min ride.

Knotty Woodworker
05-20-2004, 06:51 AM
Rev*Baron, ....that was a good one! I can relate for sure....

LadyK
05-20-2004, 07:32 AM
Big paddles, big engine, easy to start, and low maintenence. Just like Perm :inlove:

dawg
05-20-2004, 07:41 AM
LadyK, and what about big Love Handles too hold onto....:p

LadyK
05-20-2004, 07:49 AM
I am almost never a passenger dawg, only when Danr came to play once and we doubled on my gade. :p I have to admit I am responsible for those love handles tho. I guess thats what happens if your wife is a chef :D

spikegary
05-20-2004, 09:22 AM
Like the RX-1, sexy, never leaves you out on the trail..........

michahicks
05-20-2004, 12:49 PM
This is bad. I was thinking of a watercrosser...... ride hard, and put away wet.

Grimm
06-01-2004, 05:51 PM
Like a Redline, non existent w00t

cooley
06-01-2004, 06:18 PM
yes she is but she likes to drive my sled :slick:

mustardman
06-01-2004, 06:51 PM
Machz would best describe her.

big jugs :inlove:
Small frame
and has an engine that just wont stop and is fast as heck :inlove: :D .

she handles the bumps good to :tongue:

paul yarek
06-05-2004, 04:52 PM
if there were a sled that resembled a train that would be my Penny. warm, lovable and just as easy to steer as a train.

99 ZL owner
06-05-2004, 08:29 PM
This is a great post.First of all,I would have to say like a Gilson,two big headlights, :D Secondly like my ZL,trustworthy and never lets me down :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

CORY9
06-05-2004, 09:02 PM
Oh man, hope she doesn't read this. My wife would be like our 90 Pantera, stubborn to get started, lots of maintenance but once going is the greatest thing in the world.

phazerhater
06-08-2004, 10:27 AM
Oh man, great topic! A little riske', but I needed a good laugh.lol

greatwhitenorth
06-08-2004, 05:02 PM
my girlfriend would be like a mxzx 440 because she can take a big pounding over the table top