As always completely ripped of from bugboy on the racing one forum :p


Anger Management Meeting Transcript - June 1,2004
Benjamin Gearhart - Transcriptor

Helton:<to all> Thanks for coming to this months anger management session gentlemen.

Harvick: You mean we had a choice?

R. Gordon: Shut up Kevin, pay attention snaggletooth.

Waltrip:<admonishing tone of voice> Guys, Mr Helton Sir is speaking, please be quiet!

Harvick and R. Gordon:Shut up Mikey!

Helton: Both of you shut up already! <mutters to self "why does EVERY session start out like this?">

Stewart: <smirking at R. Gordon>

R. Gordon: <to Stewart> Well, I got to at least to the double!

Stewart: Some double dude...I&#39;ve taken longer to eat breakfast.

R.Gordon: Yeah..it shows too..

Helton:Alright, thats enough already people! Lets get this started already. Todays topics are "respect" and..

Stewart: <blank look>

Helton: "thinking of the consequences of your actions"

Busch: <staring at ceiling>

Helton: First, I&#39;ll address my concerns to Newman...

<hush falls over room>

Kenseth: Ryan?...Wow! <turns with everyone in room to face him>

Newman: <standing and pointing to self> *I* did something bad enough to warrant being singled out?

Helton: Drop the farce Newman, lets talk about what happened with Andretti this weekend

Newman: <shrugging> I got a run off the corner, Third rate DEI equipment can&#39;t keep up with me

Earnhardt: <rising> Hey thats a baseless allegation!

Newman: Well who is using the third rate stuff then...Mikey?

Earnhart:<gets quiet, sits down>

Waltrip: <crestfallen face> Junior?

Earnhardt: We&#39;ll talk about this later Mikey, don&#39;t listen to him

Stewart: <smiling away>

Helton: Now Cope, what was going on?

Cope: <shrugging as well> Got a run too

Newman: <rolling eyes> Oh give me a break, only time you have runs is when you-

Helton: Next subject!

W. Burton: Mr Hewltun, twack was dwirty bwad, I almost spawn alot

Helton: Spawn?

W. Burton: <nodding> Yes, spawn out

Helton: <puzzled> How do you spawn out while racing?

W. Burton: Twack dirty, Bwiffle almost lost it spawning

Helton: Oh, spun out!! <understanding dawning on face now>

W. Burton: <nodding again> Thas wut I sed...spawn out

Waltrip: Every get their dominoes dots? I came in second!

Martin:<drily> I forgot, should&#39;ve, bet that was only time this year I could have saved 5 bucks

Helton: Quiet down everyone, next topic will first deal with Busch, what in the world were you thinking?

Bush: <meekly>Bump drafting

Biffle: Idiot

J. Gordon, Johnson, Schrader, Sterling, R. Gordon, Harvick: <all nodding in agreement with Biffle>

Helton: <surprised look on face> At Lowe&#39;s??

Busch: Had a run

Biffle: Hey Rubberhead, that excuse has been overused tonight, just admit it, you had no choice to show what a dirty driver you are and shove me, I outta rip you a new one and-

Helton: Biffle!

Whole room moving chairs and chanting>: Fight Fight!!

Helton: No!

Busch: <to Biffle in disregarding tone of voice> At least am Jack&#39;s favorite still...

Kenseth: <clearing throat> Ahem...

Waltrip: Sir Mr Helton Sir!

Helton: <sighing> Yes Mike?

Waltrip: <all proud> I came in second, get your dominoes dots and pizza?!! <eyes light up>

Helton: Can&#39;t, Atkins says no to stuff like that

Waltrip: <sad look> oh

Helton: I&#39;ve saved the most important for last

J. Gordon: We&#39;re banning beer for Jr&#39;s fans at plate tracks?

Earnhardt: We&#39;re going to start selling beer cheaper at tracks?

Harvick: You&#39;re not going to give DEI the big plates anymore?

Stewart: No more field fillers?

Wallace and Mayfield: You&#39;re not going to be so strict about pit road speed anymore?

Khane: You&#39;re going to inspect Johnson&#39;s car again?

Helton: <raising arms> No, no, no..all those are topics for a different day..this has to do with Stewart and his actions toward Darrell Waltrip.

M. Waltrip: <low voice to Tony> ohhhh dude...you are so busted now

Stewart: Shut up, wanna eat a wall next weekend?..Might go well with your pizza...

M. Waltrip: Mr Helton Sir!!

Helton: I heard Mikey, please sit down, I&#39;ll deal with this

M. Waltrio: Thank you Mr Helton sir, by the way, have I told you lately you are looking great and very svelte now?

Helton: Not since this morning...

M. Waltrip: Just wanted to be sure sir Mr Helton Sir!

R. Wallace: <shaking head in astonisnment, then turning to Gaughan> That was one of the most vile displays of butt kissing I have ever seen

Gaughan: <retching in complimentary Lowe&#39;s bag uncontrollably>

Helton: That was totally uncalled for Tony, as were your comments to Mikey too! Apologize!

Stewart: <disdain in voice> oh I&#39;m real sorry Mikey....I sure am, am reeeeeealy sorry, can you ever forgive me?

Labonte: Come on Tony...you know what Mr Gibbs said.

Khane: <all happy> That he&#39;ll fire him??

Stewart: Can it pretty boy, you&#39;re still a rookie remember?

Khane: At least I don&#39;t have ADHD!

McMurray: <tugging on Khane> dude!..be careful...he...he might eat you or something!

Helton: <laughs>

Stewart: <glares at room>

Helton: <regaining composure> Tony, there are lines, and there are lines. You crossed it when you mocked Darrell on national TV...that was completely hitting below the belt

Stewart: <muttering to self> Like there&#39;s anything there, he traded them for some provisionals a long time ago

Helton: Whats that Tony, missed that

Stewart: Nothing

Waltrip: <raising hand> I heard it Mr Helton Sir!!

Stewart: Man, does that mouth ever shut down?

Helton: No kidding...

Marlin: This whole thing is getting dumb now! I need to see about some land to buy this morning

W. Burton: I wan to go huntun

R. Gordon: lets go target shooting for moving chicanes...

Helton: Everyone, just leave, now I&#39;m the one who needs to go to a session...

Thanks Gator!!! :D

I liked how Stewart made the comments on DW!! :slick: :cool:

Gator, keep on ripping them off :devil: :D

I think Tony is the only driver in the Winston, I mean Nextel Cup Series that will speak his mind :thumbsup: . Everyone else just toes the NASCAR/Nextel line for fear of getting hauled into the red trailer. Race every night of the week? "Oh that&#39;s great!" A race schedule in every state? "Oh that&#39;s great too!" The new track in (fill in the blank) is a mile & a half quad oval like Charlotte/Texas/Atlanta? "That&#39;s even better!"

To me the TV package on FOX this year is just an exercise to see how many times they can mention Nextel during the race.

Hopefully it won&#39;t be as bad when NBC takes over for the second 1/2 of the season. Then we&#39;ll be able to look forward to the chase for the championship :whatever: .

Did you notice the empty seats in the Turn 2 grandstand on Sunday? Another non-sellout. :devil: :D

Finally, I&#39;m getting sick of all these retro ads with the drivers of the past in them. If Nextel says they&#39;re fans, they wouldn&#39;t have :cussing: up the points system.

Im a big Stewart fan and i missed his comments about DW. Someone please fill me in on what he said :p

Gator good job with these threads :thumbsup: