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007oodiks
04-30-2002, 11:48 PM
Just want to get a list of names used in the snowmobile world for the dnr....Like trout troopers,tree hugers,fun police.ect * *jeff in nh http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif

AC
05-01-2002, 12:44 AM
Horsecollars *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/exclamation.gif * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/exclamation.gif * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/exclamation.gif

ZRT Sled Head
05-01-2002, 05:08 AM
Harrassars[B] http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif

LadyK
05-01-2002, 09:38 AM
Anti-fun police, moneygrabbers, 5-0, rollers.

Rottie
05-01-2002, 10:15 AM
Rent-A-Cop

catrules2000
05-01-2002, 11:15 AM
We call the local DNR on our lake the Fish Cops!

DanR
05-01-2002, 02:51 PM
we just call them PIGS *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

ARCTICZRT600
05-01-2002, 05:00 PM
I don't have a name for them, but when they come around I call myself "History" *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif

ZR006CatMan
05-01-2002, 06:37 PM
Well, Am i the only one who has had a good expiernce with the Dnr??? * My first scene was riding ATV's on the side of a high way.. Hum... Actual got caught in the 100 yard stretch we rode on.. Unliciended machines, and for some unkown reasson he let us off.. Not sure why... *But we where lucky... *Second wasn't actual Dnr, but a Cop on a sled just out side of marquette in the U.P. We where sitting taking a break, and he stopped and we talked to him for atleast 20 minets. He was very helpfully and aswered some unsure of questions we had... * But any way... We also call em Fish Cops!

SNOWBLOWN
05-01-2002, 06:52 PM
I call them Crappie Cops.. Its something like a fish cop but a crappie is a fish that no body really cares about and stuff but we still need a cop to watch out for them.

Mikadoo
05-01-2002, 07:51 PM
Most DNR I have run into have been very pleasant.
As with any cop, if you mind your manners and act like a human being they will treat you the same.
Of course there are the few a$$holes out there that play barney bada$$.
One time while riding in northern lower michigan this LADY DNR was just that. The trail was just a few hundred feet from a gas station so most people just turned down the road to get there [which is legal in that county] only problem is, most people went down the wrong side of the road to get there, not that big a deal but still illegal. She was running around like a cat in a rat house. She was trying to stop people left and right, it was so funny I almost fell off my sled. Another funny thing about it was a county cop was there too just sitting in his car giggling and shaking his head at this wanna be!!!

I have been riding for thirty years and have payed a total of $75.00 in fines $50.00 of that was for 1hr. of pure intertainment having a DNR trying to catch me with his cruiser on a long lonely stretch of northern back road.
Now you ask, he must have got caught if he had a 50.00 fine?
No, my BUDDY got caught and he squealed! I recieved a ticket in the mail about a week later saying to pay the 50 or your court date is on such and such day. So I payed because it would have cost a lot more in time off as the police and DNR know and still do to this day! It was still a GRIN! http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif

winterpark
05-01-2002, 10:53 PM
Tree Pigs, Pine Pigs *etc...

sleddinfool
05-01-2002, 10:54 PM
I also have had no problem with th DNR. I pay for my trail permits and license and always have a nice conversation with them. I always treat them they way I would want to be trated by ANYONE and have no problems. Kevin

paul yarek
05-01-2002, 11:43 PM
obviously the DNR is the USA natural resource people and here in ontario we have the MLF short for ministry of lands and forests and of course we call them mr. logs and frogs.

007oodiks
05-02-2002, 12:43 AM
Wow that got mor replys and funny names than I thought. I`am not saying I dislike the fun police just poking some fun at them.I have only had to pay 1 fine so far headding to the parking spot from a gas stop they were close but you were on the road to do it .MY falut but the guy was a wannabe imho.Up in maine were I ride they have all ben nice... thanks jeff in nh

alindazip
05-03-2002, 06:10 PM
Now you did it *You reminded me of my sons cop story *he wanted to go for a 4 mile ride to pick up a girlfriend and give her aride on the sled the snow was to deep to ride off the snowcovered highway so he picks up the girl and down the state highway they go http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/exclamation.gif *he passes a off duty local town cop from a town 10 miles away from his juristiction. *the crazy cop being the dudly do rite that he his, *turns around and chases a snowmobile on a snow covered road in a two wheel drive car. *my son not even knowing a cop is chasing eventuly stopped and this cop slid into the curb trying to cut him *off. * now the cop can arrest him *so he calls the local cop in the town they were in to write the ticket. *his remark to my son was he was getting tired of not being able to catch the snowmobilers in his town. * I have to give that guy the jerk of the year award *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif * Now don't get me wrong *My son was not in the right for going down the highway. *and he was punished for it.

paul yarek
05-03-2002, 10:23 PM
al,
*sounds like the cop was weaned off the brestaurant way too soon and even has an attitude off duty. i wouldn't want to be caught by him on duty, he makes all cops look bad.

highlandergerman
05-05-2002, 01:41 AM
didnt manage to get his daily does of sugar from donuts, *was this dudley do right a rcmp?

Snow Monkey
05-05-2002, 06:08 PM
http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif I myself have no probs with Conservation officers! Most are generally nice and have good communication skills and don't pull power trips! One season of ice fishing, before I owned a sled, we had an officer ask to see our licenses every weekend. Everytime he pulled up, he would talk all nice then when he was about to leave he would ask to see them! My guess was that he seen my license over 15 times that year! And the sad thing was, after 3 times we were on a first name basis with the guy! He was like a buddy!, Guess he needed someone to bug! http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

paul yarek
05-05-2002, 07:39 PM
once while hunting on the family farm the swamp i was hunting is atleast 1/2 a mile from any roads and i was camoflouged hidden in the marsh waitng for the birds to roost. i spotted the logs and frogs guy stop his car and walk to our marsh, i think he was surprised to find out i was there. he was looking for good hunting for himself i think and he made it official by asking me to unload the weapon, i am sure i could have sat right where i was without him noticing me. we said our small talk and he left.

mxz7
05-05-2002, 11:07 PM
I have no problem with the DNR.These people work thier butts off for crap pay.Never have I got a conservation type ticket.I respect what they do,someone has to do it.

Just a little story......My brother and I were up in northern Wis deer hunting.Late opening day we were tracking a deer that he shot.It got late and dark very quick.It took us a while to find our way back to the truck.We saw another vehicle parked next to ours,it was the DNR guy waiting to make sure we got out OK.It was nice to know that there was somebody concern if we got out of the big woods alright.

alindazip
05-06-2002, 11:57 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (highlandergerman @ May 04, 2002, 12:41am)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">didnt manage to get his daily does of sugar from donuts, *was this dudley do right a rcmp?[/b][/quote]
No I doubt he would be able to pass the qualifications test to be a rcmp. *You can get qualified in PA to be a policeman for a small town or township by taking a three week certification course.
Just think in three weeks you can carry a gun and arrest people. * *Scary isnt it? * The other good one is to be a dcnr cop *one of those qualifications is you have to be able to tread water for 1 minute. *being a dcnr cop in pa gives you the right to search a seizure of a persons car and house without a search warrant. * *and you thought you lived in a free country?http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif??

UPrider
05-07-2002, 08:56 AM
D Dam
N Near
R Russian

Just like every law enforcement, and people in general, there are CO&#39;s out there that are a pleasure to interact with, and there are those on a "I didn&#39;t get enough love when I was a kid" powertrip.

performancex
05-07-2002, 03:56 PM
Anyone in the medical profession knows that DNR stands for &#39;do not resuscitate&#39;

Ski-doochic
05-08-2002, 01:44 PM
I&#39;ve never had problems with them. *I always have everthing licensed.

paul yarek
05-08-2002, 03:01 PM
sometimes that is not enough

mxz7
05-08-2002, 03:10 PM
None of us like to get inconvienanced by the dnr people.
All you have to do is obey the laws. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif LOL I know I do. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif

Welcome to the board Ski-doochic * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Team_Arctic
05-12-2002, 06:20 PM
I never had had anyprobles with the dnr or anything but my snowmobile club has private trails that only the members know about and its all on private property... but mostly we call cops pigs or bacon

performancex
05-13-2002, 07:54 PM
I&#39;m getting hungry...

MO-FO
05-15-2002, 02:36 PM
I&#39;m a Deputy Sheriff and we call them "crick dicks" or "carp cops". And just for the record, I agree with alot of the comments in here. There are alot of badge heavy cops out there that can be real jerks for no reason. But like with any profession there&#39;s good and there&#39;s bad. Unfortunately everyone seems to only remember the bad ones.

Bluehaze
04-25-2005, 02:01 PM
I&#39;ve never had a problem with them, but we call it the...

D = Department of
N = No
R = Reason

Because they do not need a reason for what they do, and seem to be able to put an end to anything they so choose.

revrnd
04-25-2005, 10:07 PM
Paul, get w/ the program :D It the MNR now, Ministry of Natural Resources. My friend&#39;s father who I hunt w/ & tagged me w/ the reverend nickname, calls the COs sardine policemen.

Brother D
04-26-2005, 08:48 AM
I just found a new nickname that I love for them! Crick Dicks!

Thanks MO-FO.

LOL

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