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slarson
05-25-2002, 01:25 PM
Subject: True Story

A Charlotte, N.C. lawyer purchased a box of very rare and *expensive cigars,then insured them against fire (among other things). *Within a month, having smoked his entire stock-pile of these great cigars, and not yet having made
even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars
were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous, however, the judge stated that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and had guaranteed that it would indeed insure them against fire, without defining what is considered "unacceptable fire"-and was obligated
to *pay the claim. *Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the *insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his incendiary bamboozle.


NOW FOR THE GOOD PART.............

After the lawyer *cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!!

with HIS OWN INSURANCE CLAIM AND TESTIMONY FROM THE *PREVIOUS CASE BEING USED AGAINST HIM, THE LAWYER WAS CONVICTED OF INTENTIONALLY BURNING HIS
INSURED PROPERTY AND SENTENCED HIM TO 24 MONTHS IN JAIL AND A $24,000.00 FINE.

This is a *true story and was the 1st place winner! in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award *Contest

permafrost
05-25-2002, 03:52 PM
You made LadyK and me * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif . *Thanxs Slarson for that story its looks so good on that lawyer *.ROTFLMAO http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

paul yarek
05-25-2002, 07:29 PM
maybe this guy was trying to prove how the laws are ridiculous.

*i hope they were cuban cigars *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

mxz7
05-26-2002, 02:16 PM
Thats the kind of story you here sitting on a bar stool,sucking down beers.

Good one slarson *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

paul yarek
05-26-2002, 02:27 PM
i hope the paper that it was printed in wasn't the same paper i read once where the guy caught an 8 pound trout in his toilet. *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

permafrost
05-26-2002, 03:38 PM
Was that a BROWN trout Paul, maybe a brookie, lol

paul yarek
05-26-2002, 03:58 PM
permafrost,
*that's when i decided not to buy those grocery checkout newspapers. but there was one where i dated demi moore, yup. *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Snow Monkey
05-26-2002, 10:26 PM
http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif LMAO!!!! thats some crazy stuff!!!

performancex
05-28-2002, 02:25 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Was that a BROWN trout Paul, maybe a brookie[/b][/quote]

It wasn&#39;t a trout, it was a crappie!