sawman
12-08-2004, 02:50 PM
An environmental activist was protesting along with a whole group of people to
prevent the local lumber company from logging a particular forest.
She climbed one of the trees during the protest to find that she was sharing it with a hornets nest.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got lots of splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest country Doctor.
She told him what an environmentalist and anti hunter she was,and how she came to get all the splinters.
The Doctor listened to her story with great pateince and then told her to go into the examination room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited for three hours before the Doctor reappeared.
The angry lady ( demanded what took you so long)?
He smiled and then told her" Well I had to get permits from the environmental protection agency, the forest service,and the bureau of land management before I could remove old groth timber from a recreational area and I'm sory they all turned me down."
prevent the local lumber company from logging a particular forest.
She climbed one of the trees during the protest to find that she was sharing it with a hornets nest.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got lots of splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest country Doctor.
She told him what an environmentalist and anti hunter she was,and how she came to get all the splinters.
The Doctor listened to her story with great pateince and then told her to go into the examination room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited for three hours before the Doctor reappeared.
The angry lady ( demanded what took you so long)?
He smiled and then told her" Well I had to get permits from the environmental protection agency, the forest service,and the bureau of land management before I could remove old groth timber from a recreational area and I'm sory they all turned me down."