1. The bars are the only place to buy gas.
2. The ice is plenty thick.
3. I can read a trail map.
4. It's only a couple more miles.
5. It's not cold.
6. I love my spouse more than my sled.
7. We have enough gas to make it.
8. I can fix it.
9. I know a short cut.
10. Don't worry the trees don't hurt that much. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

You forgot :
#11 *It's stock except a clutch kit
#12 *Sure I'll race, i only have a clutch kit and pipes

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Caleb

And don't forget"we must a been doin 'bout a buck twenty when I blew by him like he was standing still" http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

14. shes running a little rich today thats why you beat me.

Come on keep this post going a little longer.
15.I had no hook up ,the track was just spinning.

16. *Honestly officer, it looked like a trail to me!
17. *I didn't know these pipes were illegal!
18. *Registration....but I live in IL and usually ride it on a farm!
19. *But honey, it's a #### of a deal and I'll keep it for a long
* * *time if you let me buy this sled.

#20. *I sort of kind of told the guys I'd help them out so I have to stay up another night...

#21- *Really I didnt know there were speed limits on trails
#22- But Officer, *I know the owner of the land and he said it was cool
#23- Its not my fault there is no snow, I have to ride it, dont I honey, thats why I bought the trailer
#24- Im only going to take a quick little trip, ill be back in 5 minutes
#25- Well officer, I had to break in the new clutch and it recommend constent high speeds for at least 5 miles, that why im on the road
#26 - Honey I have to get a new sled, the other one has a broken calibur in the primary clutch that is unfixable
#27 - I THINK I MAY HAVE HAD LIKE 2 BEERS, THATS IT!!!

trails are great plenty of snow to ride on http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif

#28 It IS my sled!
http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

This is my wife's sled, my racer is in the shop !

For sale: *immaculant, never wrecked, never raced, never trailered or hauled in covered trailer, stored inside, and my wifes sled. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif

#29- Baby i will only be gone a couple hours i promise.
#30- No we are not going drinking today.
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31. That was the best Trail I ever rode on!
32. I'm not sore at all
33. My seld is fast enough for me
34. Those trail signs are closer than they appear
35. I been here a million times!
36. Cops don't patrol this part of the trail.

.37 *haven't had a drop to drink

38. The new SW site will be up and running by Aug 1. *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

39 * That's not perfume, That's the smell of the new oil I'm *
* * * running

corey it will be up Aug 1st ?? i hope you mean september because i dont know if we can go another year waiting for august to roll around again. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ZR006CatMan @ Aug. 27, 2002, 7:23pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">32. I&#39;m not sore at all[/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t think that I would have been able to get away with that one if I would have wanted to last winter. * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

i beat a mach z on my zr 800 http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cheesy.gif

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (jayjaysin @ Aug. 27, 2002, 12:42pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">For sale: *immaculant, never wrecked, never raced, never trailered or hauled in covered trailer, stored inside, and my wifes sled. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif[/b][/quote]
http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Lady driven http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Cant drive back to work the weather is too bad but seem to be able to drive through anything to get there http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Corey scores best joke of the summer!!

As Jeff Foxworthy would say " No officer, I don&#39;t need a beer. I don&#39;t think you need one either "

42. I thought the speed limit WAS 90!!

43. Sure, I have rode before.

44. Its only twenty feet across.

45. Honey, come ride with us. We will go slow.

46. Honey I know its alot but it needs a new muffler or I will get a ticket!!!!

honstly that is the actual milage.
never been modified (If your interseted *i got a set for pipes that will fit )
never had a problem with it (only seized the motor 3times replaced the belt for the 10th time this winter other than that run like a new sled)

47. I normally beat Mach Zs all day long, I would race you but I&#39;m set up for trails right now.
48. I normally beat Mach Zs all the time. I would race you but my belt is just worn too much right now.
49. I always beat Mach Zs easily. I would race you but, my belt is too new right now.
50. I have never had a Mach Z beat me. I would race you but my plugs are fouled, and I don&#39;t have any with me.
51. Mach Zs are pretty slow, I would race you but I&#39;m running low on gas.
52. I&#39;ve never had a Mach Z give me a good run, I would race you but I just filled up with gas and I think its bad gas.

Anyone notice a recurring theme in these?http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif???

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Fast Mach Z @ Aug. 28, 2002, 10:08pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">47. I normally beat Mach Zs all day long, I would race you but I&#39;m set up for trails right now.
48. I normally beat Mach Zs all the time. I would race you but my belt is just worn too much right now.
49. I always beat Mach Zs easily. I would race you but, my belt is too new right now.
50. I have never had a Mach Z beat me. I would race you but my plugs are fouled, and I don&#39;t have any with me.
51. Mach Zs are pretty slow, I would race you but I&#39;m running low on gas.
52. I&#39;ve never had a Mach Z give me a good run, I would race you but I just filled up with gas and I think its bad gas.

Anyone notice a recurring theme in these?http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif???[/b][/quote]
Hum... I might be wrong..... But I think your saying you can&#39;t find a Mach Z to race you?http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif? http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/withstupid.gif

http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif * * * * 53 *C&#39;mon its not that steep * * * * * * * 54 Just follow me its around the next corner * * * *55 I could of went higher i just dont like to pin it that long * * *56 *Can you fix this,
it will only take 5 minutes

57. Sorry dear, but they closed the Mac.bridge due to bad weather.
58. My hand/thumb slipped of the throttle.
59. "Yeah, I beat ZMachMan. He probably won&#39;t admit it though". (J/K Tim)
60. My track was to loose and was ratcheting.

61. * I only run Stock Pipes. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sleepy.gif

62. * It&#39;s all stock, *it&#39;s just clutched perfect!

63. * My Daughter can probably beat you! * Whoops, maybe that&#39;s not a lie... *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif *Scratch this one.. *63 is below.

NOW FOR THE TOP LIE OF THE YEAR!

63. *There isn&#39;t going to be any snow this year! *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif

64. *ZMachMan only had me by one or two sled lengths.

Ever heard that before Tim? * * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
65. *Everybody that rides in Ontario only goes 50 KPH! * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/withstupid.gif
66. *ZR580&#39;s are fast sleds * http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif

Hey Tim, I think #63 had most of us a little nervous last year during the months of Dec. and January. Hopefully we don&#39;t have to wait until Feb. toget snow again this year. I&#39;m already gettin&#39; the itch.

Snow.....I *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif you!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BUTCH800 @ Sep. 05, 2002, 2:39pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hey Tim, I think #63 had most of us a little nervous last year during the months of Dec. and January. Hopefully we don&#39;t have to wait until Feb. toget snow again this year. I&#39;m already gettin&#39; the itch.

Snow.....I *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif you![/b][/quote]
Well, *I bought a new trailer this year, *and I&#39;ll just drive north until I find it! * *Would you like to go with me Brad?

Z...........

#67)just get on the trigger man-don&#39;t worry you won&#39;t bury it! *#68)i don&#39;t know anything about nitrous oxide-what is it?? #69)"hello baby-sorry to say-we&#39;re snow bound and the BIG MAC BRIDGE REALLY IS CLOSED" http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Sounds like a plan. I only have one ride planned in early February, so I should be game.

70- It&#39;s not modyfied, it&#39;s just really well tuned
71- it&#39;s not my fault, the tree was in my way
72- it&#39;s not my fault officer, the throtle cable was stuck wide open
73-oops, I thought I puted it in KPH
74-is&#39;int the speed limit multiplied by the # of passengers?

Here&#39;s one to share with a buddy.

"Well (your friends name) is going riding, and doesn&#39;t have anyone to go with. And I&#39;d feel terrible if something happened to him while he was riding alone". http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif

76. It runs best when its real cold.

77. Its too cold, I don&#39;t want to hold it wide open.

78. I was only at 3/4 throttle.

79. I ran out of lake, one more mile and I would have passed you.

#80. We can make it.
#81. You don&#39;t need studs.
#82. The Groomer can make it between those two trees. *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif
#83. That bridge doesn&#39;t look too bad
#84. *I&#39;m gonna let the wife ride along today.

I forgot the most important lie.
#85. The Rev is Ugly.

#86. only 800 miles on it with new track, new skis, all new idler bearings, new clutch, 3 spare belts, new carbides and too many new parts to mention. just got back from a week in cochrane and want a touring sled.