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BUTCH800
09-17-2002, 04:12 PM
Can you help in this time of great need?

Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in
our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity.
We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate
scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, and
a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now,
we must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.
Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are
living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary
level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their
life-giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the
upcoming strike situation. But you can help!

For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost
of a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player remain
economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means
solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's
a start, and every little bit will help!

Although $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a baseball
player it could mean the difference between spending the strike golfing in
Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is
nothing more than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment, two unemployment checks, or a month of medical insurance with COBRA, but to a baseball player, $700 will partially replace his daily salary.

Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that
home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari,
or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you
sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real
estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus,
upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of
the player lounging during the strike on a beach somewhere in the
Caribbean (for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the
photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?

Your MLB player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants
to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he
will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in
case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!

I would like to sponsor a striking MLB player. My preference is checked
below:

[ ] Infielder
[ ] Outfielder
[ ] Starting Pitcher
[ ] Ace Pitcher
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a
specific team - $10 per minute)
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (Higher cost: $60,000 per day)

Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the player for
the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the player I have
sponsored, along with an Alex Rodriguez 2001 Income Statement and my very
own Donald Fehr MLB Players Union pin to wear proudly on my hat
(include $80 for hat).

Your Name:

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover

Signature:

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover

Signature: ___

Mail completed form to MLB Players Union or call 1-900-F-THE-FANS now to enroll by phone ($10 per minute).

BUTCH800
09-17-2002, 04:14 PM
No, I didn't come up with this. Thought it was good though. http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

permafrost
09-17-2002, 04:47 PM
LMFAO Butch800 Thats some funny stuff. *I tuned out after the last strike back in the 90's and will never tune back in. *If they would of striked this time i dont know if they would ever recover http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

jwheeler
09-17-2002, 06:15 PM
ha ha ha ha thats good http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

007oodiks
09-17-2002, 09:17 PM
just one more reason to watch nascar not baseball.IMHO one of the most boring things to watch

mxz7
09-17-2002, 09:45 PM
LOL thats funny http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Baseball sux *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif

highlandergerman
09-19-2002, 10:05 PM
thats a good one.

sledcrazy
09-21-2002, 09:49 PM
ok i need some help here, what the #### does IMHO mean, and what does RAFLMAO, i know the lmao stands for laughin my ### off, what about the RAF??

Saguenay Bill
09-21-2002, 10:16 PM
Very good. They lost me when the struck the last time. I use to be a real fan, now I wouldn't go across the street to see a major league game if it we free. Making millons of $ and go on strike. They don't need me.

sled-head
09-21-2002, 10:42 PM
Baseball......I like to play but hate to watch *http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

BUTCH800
09-22-2002, 10:47 AM
IMHO- In My Humble Opinion.
RAF- I have no idea what that means. Give me some time, and I could probably make something up though.

permafrost
09-22-2002, 12:18 PM
RAF is rolling around the floor or is sometimes ROF- rolling on the floor *laughing my a$$ off

Mikadoo
09-22-2002, 02:11 PM
And to think, we, the bend over and take it taxpayers, also build them stadiums so they can become this 'filthy' rich! http://www.snowmobileworld-s2.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif