rob7374
12-08-2005, 03:08 PM
Can a bald guy get a hairline fracture ?
And should midgets be paid under the table ?
If quizzes are quizzical...what are tests ?
Why do i have a light in my fridge but not my freezure ?
Why does goofy stand erect but pluto remains on all fours ?
How can one match start a forest fire but it take me a whole box of matches and a gallon aof gasoline to start a campfire ?
Who was the first person to say " See that chicken over there ? ....I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes outa it's a$$. " ?
And who was the first person to say " See that cow ? ...I'm gionna squeeze that there dangly thing and drink whatever comes out " ?
cooley
12-08-2005, 03:14 PM
lmao,, Rob you have too much time on your hands....now get back to work :)
CORY9
12-08-2005, 04:53 PM
LOL, you still must be woozie from your birthday bash :D
Chicken over there :lmao: :lmao:
Bluehaze
12-08-2005, 05:16 PM
Kinda like why do people drive in a parkway,
and park in a driveway?!?!
Smokin George
12-08-2005, 07:08 PM
:bash: Why do people turn down their radios when looking for an address and why do 24hr stores have locks on their doors. Iv"e always turned down my radio but this lock thing kinda throws me. :bash: :bash: :bash: :withstupid:
exciter 440
12-08-2005, 08:27 PM
ive got a light in my freezer. :bash:
gravy davey
12-09-2005, 05:21 PM
ive got a light in my freezer. :bash:
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Me too :cool:
rob7374
12-09-2005, 11:48 PM
ive got a light in my freezer. :bash:
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Show off :D
Okay how about these
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right." Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!
if teflon is non stick, how did they stick to the pan?
Why are there directions with one-a-day vitamins?
Why is it that when you don't know how to spell something you're told to look it up in the dictionary?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit! , then who is the fool
who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
And lastly......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then..............
01MachZ
12-10-2005, 06:37 AM
Show off :D
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then..............
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Guess your in trouble then Rob :dazed: