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09-19-2002, 11:49 PM
This was in the local paper a few years ago. *I thought it was pretty cool...THE TYPICAL SNOWMOBILER
A person who is too old for a sled, but young to remember the fun it used to be.
A person who prays for snow and grumbles while shoveling the sidewalk.
A person who waits for cold weather so he can dress up and stay warm.
a person who will completely overhaul a snowmobile out in the middle of nowhere, and call CAA when his car won't start in his garage.
A person who rides the lumps and bumps of a field with enjoyment and complains about little chuckholes in the streets.
A person who says he bought the machine for the kids, but complains when he cant a babysitter so he can go riding.
A person who cant get Old Bessy in the garage at night, because there isn't room unless he slides that snowmobile out.
A person who is too tired to carry out the garbage, but would think nothing of wrestling a 350 pound machine out of a snow drift.
A person who will drive a warm car the the grocery store for his favorite steak and ride on his snowmobile for ten miles in the snow for a burned wiener.
A person who will get caught on the *highway without a spare tire in his car but will have enough spare parts in hi snowmobil to build another machine.
A person who is glad to see June come because it is only six months until winter again. You see, we are only normal human beings.
A person who is too old for a sled, but young to remember the fun it used to be.
A person who prays for snow and grumbles while shoveling the sidewalk.
A person who waits for cold weather so he can dress up and stay warm.
a person who will completely overhaul a snowmobile out in the middle of nowhere, and call CAA when his car won't start in his garage.
A person who rides the lumps and bumps of a field with enjoyment and complains about little chuckholes in the streets.
A person who says he bought the machine for the kids, but complains when he cant a babysitter so he can go riding.
A person who cant get Old Bessy in the garage at night, because there isn't room unless he slides that snowmobile out.
A person who is too tired to carry out the garbage, but would think nothing of wrestling a 350 pound machine out of a snow drift.
A person who will drive a warm car the the grocery store for his favorite steak and ride on his snowmobile for ten miles in the snow for a burned wiener.
A person who will get caught on the *highway without a spare tire in his car but will have enough spare parts in hi snowmobil to build another machine.
A person who is glad to see June come because it is only six months until winter again. You see, we are only normal human beings.