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dpaige
10-10-2002, 10:00 PM
With the value of a well cared for Cougar skyrocketing these days, I believe the investment that I have made in this fine example will now pay off.(as well as discontinue the rash of missing children and pets in my neighbourhood)

For Sale: 1, 1998 model Canadian Cougar(not to be confused with the arctic cat cougar)

can sprint 35 mph in an ambush. Can jump 15 feet high & 40 feet broad jump. Can climb a tree and swim a river. Can kill a full grown deer & elk. And they can live up to 20 years.

As you can see from the above description, this is a do everything machine. It has excellent acceleration, for those interesed in grass or ice drags. It can jump with the best of them for those aspiring snowcrossers.

It is an excellent water cross unit, and can climb trees proficiently(Let's see your Renegade to that)

It does not require fueling, simple drop off at your local livestock pen and pickup when the gunshots begin. It is also very durable and now has excellent resale value.

This fine example goes by the name "Pebbles," and she can be yours for the bottom basement price of $4500 US

As you can see by the photo, she has very docile trail manners but comes alive like a 711 Mod snopro when provoked.

Please reply if interested.

dpaige
10-10-2002, 10:01 PM
Full throttle pic!!!

PowderBoy
10-10-2002, 10:21 PM
I think you would have better luck selling that on Long Island... by the way how many miles are on that one.... and how many HP is it? and can it do a paw lift at 105? just some average questions for ya

taconitehead
10-11-2002, 12:11 AM
This week a guy down the road had his lion dig an escape path and was wandering down the road. I guess it was not interested in going home because he wound up shooting it. This will make it hard on the other local who wants to bring his bengal tiger into the township.

Wolfman
10-11-2002, 09:34 AM
I can imagine what the guy is going to have to go through. I get enough grief having the wolfdog. :angry:

LadyK
10-11-2002, 11:15 AM
Well Donovan I cant say I would want to try to climb a tree with my Gade :) :D

What about dental bills on those teeth :nervous:

Steven Hohman
10-11-2002, 01:37 PM
Awwwe, such a cute cat!

Wolfman
10-11-2002, 02:05 PM
HHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee kittty kitty kitty kitty!!!

dpaige
10-11-2002, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by LadyK@Oct 11 2002, 12:15 PM
Well Donovan I cant say I would want to try to climb a tree with my Gade :) :D

What about dental bills on those teeth :nervous:
2 year, 5000km warranty on all internal parts.

does not cover mad cow ingestion.

Please read your owners manual, this machine should not be operated by small children, the elderly or anyone that is not familiar with the operation of firearms.

Must sell, dealer wishes to deliver new elephant immediately(something about the freakin' peanut bill)

Please PM with enquires!

Rollo D. Motoski
10-11-2002, 03:41 PM
Do you get carbide studs with that?

dpaige
10-11-2002, 03:48 PM
Hey are included,

They require regular sharpening, I would suggest a large telephone pole or tree, keep away from wife's drapes.