performancex
10-21-2002, 03:19 PM
O.K. So my day starts with my phone ringing at 8:45. I sit up and ask my wife if it's Sunday or Monday. Run to phone; it's our receptionist: "Are you O.K.?" Musta turned off my alarm in my sleep this morning.
So I'm at work for an hour, and suddenly realize my checkbook is missing. And there's a pair of safety glasses in it's place. Maybe I'm losing my mind..after all, I have been running around like crazy this morning. So I start asking questions to people, and suddenly realize there is anti-sieze all over the nosepiece of these safety glasses (good thing I was only carrying them and hadn't put them on yet). So someone is messing with me, obviously. At least I'm not losing my mind. But no one wants to fess up yet.
Then my wife calls. A cop or sheriff was just at my house and wanted to issue a citation because my dog was half mile away at this dude's place where dude raises these hybrid deer. I guess he was harassing a fawn, chasing it back and forth along the fence, and the dumb deer ran smack into the fence and broke it's neck or something. It's alive but not doing well. Cop says he won't issue a citation if we agree to handle it honestly with the deer owner (he wants $1500 if the deer dies). I live outside city limits, so there's no leash law. I don't think I'm liable for a darn thing.
So I'm at work for an hour, and suddenly realize my checkbook is missing. And there's a pair of safety glasses in it's place. Maybe I'm losing my mind..after all, I have been running around like crazy this morning. So I start asking questions to people, and suddenly realize there is anti-sieze all over the nosepiece of these safety glasses (good thing I was only carrying them and hadn't put them on yet). So someone is messing with me, obviously. At least I'm not losing my mind. But no one wants to fess up yet.
Then my wife calls. A cop or sheriff was just at my house and wanted to issue a citation because my dog was half mile away at this dude's place where dude raises these hybrid deer. I guess he was harassing a fawn, chasing it back and forth along the fence, and the dumb deer ran smack into the fence and broke it's neck or something. It's alive but not doing well. Cop says he won't issue a citation if we agree to handle it honestly with the deer owner (he wants $1500 if the deer dies). I live outside city limits, so there's no leash law. I don't think I'm liable for a darn thing.