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NHIcegator
10-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
and rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
and two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
and two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then God added a mouth, and ruined the whole durn thing.

:p
LadyK
10-21-2002, 07:00 PM
Good one! :hallo9:
jwheeler
10-21-2002, 07:24 PM
ha ha ha ha thats good gator. :p
Bartman
10-21-2002, 07:58 PM
I didn't realize New Hampshire had so much talent !
phazerhater
10-21-2002, 08:14 PM
Man is that ever true!LOL Accept in LadyKs case of course... ;)
Sled Dogg
10-21-2002, 09:50 PM
OMG :0: :D :p :D That was so darn funny!
Caleb
ZR Sled Head
10-21-2002, 10:03 PM
Encore....encore. Nice one. :D :p :D
Darryn Duncan
10-22-2002, 07:37 AM
hehehehe, the truth comes out.
sledcrazy
10-22-2002, 08:47 AM
LOL
C.P.SLEDDER
10-22-2002, 10:42 AM
Hahahahaha, good one. Sending that to the g/f right now.
performancex
10-22-2002, 01:45 PM
wow, you've got gall!!
paul yarek
10-22-2002, 05:26 PM
my never been married uncle would enjoy that, he is nuts too. he has bumper sticker that asks for a woman that cooks, cleans fish and game and also owns a boat. he wants to see a picture of the boat.
Steven Hohman
10-22-2002, 05:31 PM
Great one, gator :devil:
Team_Arctic
10-22-2002, 09:02 PM
that was classic i gotta save this :p
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