Rick K
03-19-2007, 05:00 PM
> THIS MUST COUNT AS THE BEST MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE!
>
> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
> severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
> any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
> donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the
> doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The
> husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin
> came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
> After all, this was a very delicate matter.
>
> After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
> face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
> and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
>
> One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
> her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
> you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
>
> My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
> your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Rick :D :lmao:
>
> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
> severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
> any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
> donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the
> doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The
> husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin
> came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
> After all, this was a very delicate matter.
>
> After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
> face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
> and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
>
> One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
> her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
> you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
>
> My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
> your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Rick :D :lmao: