Rick K
06-17-2007, 02:32 PM
Golf ...
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>>>>Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning
>>>>round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the
>>>>lawyers was transferred to an office in another city and it wasn't quite
>>>>the same without him.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the
>>>>remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table.
>>>>Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
>>>>college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next
>>>>week?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of
>>>>them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man
>>>>said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early, at 6:30
>>>>am. He figured the early Tee Time would discourage her immediately.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The woman said this might be a problem, and asked if she could possibly
>>>>be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes, but said this would be
>>>>okay. She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or
>>>>6:45"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up beating all three of them with
>>>>an eye opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the
>>>>entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they
>>>>congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She
>>>>smiled, and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this
>>>>time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she
>>>>still managed to beat them with an even par round, despite playing with
>>>>her off-hand. By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she
>>>>was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They
>>>>couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to
>>>>be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to
>>>>beat her!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she
>>>>was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was
>>>>determined to play the best round of golf of his life, to beat her. As
>>>>they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty
>>>>gamesmanship on her part. Finally, she showed up.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing
>>>>since she narrowly beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious
>>>>and so complimentary of their strong play; it was hard to hold a grudge
>>>>against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her
>>>>ability. They had a couple of beers after their round which help the
>>>>conversation loosen up. Finally, one of the men could contain his
>>>>curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if
>>>>you're going to golf right-handed or left -handed?" The lady blushed and
>>>>grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my Dad taught me to play golf, I
>>>>learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and
>>>>forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I
>>>>discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a
>>>>silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I
>>>>would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the
>>>>right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed
>>>>left-handed.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>All the guys on the team thought this was hysterical." Astonished at
>>>>this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's
>>>>pointed straight up in the air?" She said,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Then, I'm fifteen minutes late..."
Rick :lmao:
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>>>>Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning
>>>>round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the
>>>>lawyers was transferred to an office in another city and it wasn't quite
>>>>the same without him.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the
>>>>remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table.
>>>>Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
>>>>college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next
>>>>week?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of
>>>>them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man
>>>>said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early, at 6:30
>>>>am. He figured the early Tee Time would discourage her immediately.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The woman said this might be a problem, and asked if she could possibly
>>>>be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes, but said this would be
>>>>okay. She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or
>>>>6:45"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up beating all three of them with
>>>>an eye opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the
>>>>entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they
>>>>congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She
>>>>smiled, and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this
>>>>time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she
>>>>still managed to beat them with an even par round, despite playing with
>>>>her off-hand. By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she
>>>>was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They
>>>>couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to
>>>>be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to
>>>>beat her!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she
>>>>was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was
>>>>determined to play the best round of golf of his life, to beat her. As
>>>>they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty
>>>>gamesmanship on her part. Finally, she showed up.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing
>>>>since she narrowly beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious
>>>>and so complimentary of their strong play; it was hard to hold a grudge
>>>>against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her
>>>>ability. They had a couple of beers after their round which help the
>>>>conversation loosen up. Finally, one of the men could contain his
>>>>curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if
>>>>you're going to golf right-handed or left -handed?" The lady blushed and
>>>>grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my Dad taught me to play golf, I
>>>>learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and
>>>>forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I
>>>>discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a
>>>>silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I
>>>>would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the
>>>>right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed
>>>>left-handed.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>All the guys on the team thought this was hysterical." Astonished at
>>>>this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's
>>>>pointed straight up in the air?" She said,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Then, I'm fifteen minutes late..."
Rick :lmao: