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hemiram
09-18-2007, 04:31 PM
My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I
am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, *"Today's the viewing."*

CORY9
09-18-2007, 07:26 PM
That's a good one!

polarscott
09-18-2007, 07:33 PM
lol

Rev-Head
09-18-2007, 07:36 PM
Thats a good one, hate to see what the old guy does for the burial???

BAT-DooBee
09-18-2007, 08:55 PM
:lmao: Love that one! I can just see something like that happening in a nursing home too!!!

dwhee
09-18-2007, 09:42 PM
I just hope that cremation isn't in the will :slick:

snow4mydooplz
09-19-2007, 05:33 AM
He probably wants it preserved and mounted ! lmao

73Lifeliner
09-19-2007, 11:35 AM
My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I
am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, *"Today's the viewing."*[/b]

Now that is right up my alley.

Richard

www.settlewilderfuneralhome.com

BAT-DooBee
09-19-2007, 12:18 PM
He probably wants it preserved and mounted ! lmao[/b]

maybe bronzed :lmao: