NHIcegator
11-05-2002, 07:27 PM
Jeff Gordon is out taking a stroll in the snow. He slips off a Icy bridge, hits his head, and falls into an icy river. Three kids see it happen. They jump in and save him. When he comes to, he says, "Boys, you saved a 4 time Winston Cup Champion. You each deserve a reward.
You name it, and You Got It!" The first kid says, "I'd like to go to Disneyland."Wonder Boy says, "I'll send you and your whole family for a week at
Disneyland."
The second boy says, "I'd like a 4 wheeler so I can Go out mud bogging out behind my house" Gordon says, "I'll get you the best Four Wheeler With all the safety Features and I'll have someone teach you how to drive it safely."
The third kid says, "I'd like a electric twin-turbo wheelchair with a HiFi stereo and Cruise Control."
Jeff says, "I'll get you the Best ... Wait a second, you're not handicapped, You don't need a Wheelchair."
The kid says, "I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning."
:D
You name it, and You Got It!" The first kid says, "I'd like to go to Disneyland."Wonder Boy says, "I'll send you and your whole family for a week at
Disneyland."
The second boy says, "I'd like a 4 wheeler so I can Go out mud bogging out behind my house" Gordon says, "I'll get you the best Four Wheeler With all the safety Features and I'll have someone teach you how to drive it safely."
The third kid says, "I'd like a electric twin-turbo wheelchair with a HiFi stereo and Cruise Control."
Jeff says, "I'll get you the Best ... Wait a second, you're not handicapped, You don't need a Wheelchair."
The kid says, "I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning."
:D