The mind of a six-year old is wonderful. First
grade... true story.

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story
where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the
farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do
you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he
said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for 10 minutes!

:D :D :D :D

to funny!!!!

a true story from when i was in kindergarten.
the teacher was having a little chit chat about dairy farms with all us kids sitting legs crossed on the floor around her. she asked what part of the cow that the milk came out of and the only kid with his hand up was me. my answer was t i ts.
i can't remember exactly what her response was but she did take a moment i remember.