i cant remember if i posted this one before or not so here it is
An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in his
rear view mirrow and saw a Texas Highway Patrol car coming with its
lights flashing and siren blaring.
Thinking that he could out run the trooper, the man speed up to 100 mph
Suddendly, the man relizes his foolishness and pulls over to the side of
the road and stopped.
The tropper pulled up, walked up to the car and said " Sir, my shift
ends in 30 mins and its Friday, if you can give me a good reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before I'll let you go"
The man looked at the trooper and said " Last week my wife ran off with
a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back!"
The Trooper replied " Have a nice day sir"