Saw this on another forum but it was too good not to share with my SW buddies
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old
he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that
life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
policies (don't spend more than you earn and reliable parenting strategies
adults, not kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense
declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to
administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common
Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than
their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her
lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is
survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended
his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him,
pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.
SWRules
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