Satyr, sorry to hear about your neighborhood troubles. I was reading your story and feeling your pain, 'til I got to the part where the kids told you their dad PAID them to do it, LMAO! I started laughing out loud, thanks! I could just imagine your face being red already talking to these kids, then it had to get more red when they told you that. Then I could see their dad sitting in a white tank-top in his recliner, his belly hanging out, and a beer in his hand, with a grin on his face.
Seriously though, hope the cops help you out. If they end up saying there's nothing they can do, then you know you have the green light to have a little fun with the kids and their dad!! Do let us know how it turns out.