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You are from Buffalo, NY if:

1. You refer to downtown Buffalo as "The City"
2. "Vacation" means going to Allegheny for the week.

3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You've used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a fridge/deep freeze.
6. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
7. You use a down comforter in the summer.
8. You drive at 65 mph through a raging blizzard, without flinching.
9. People say they live in Buffalo when their mailing address is West Seneca.
10. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
11. There is a mini mall every ¼ mile, if not, you're in Niagara County.
12. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
13. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Wegman's at any given time.
14. You design your grand kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
15. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
16. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
17. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction.
18. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.

19. You know to avoid tractor-trailers on the 190 with Canadian Plates.
20. It's POP DAMMIT! And people who call it Soda make you want to slap them.
21. You don't consider what Domino's or Pizza Hut sells as real Pizza.
22. You know that 'First Night' isn't a Sean Connery movie.
23. There is no such thing as waiting for the left turn arrow at an intersection.
24. Your career ambition is to work for NY State.
25. Even with the slightest threat of snow, you know that only the Buffalo City schools are closed.
26. There is nothing International about Buffalo Airport.
27. You can spell and say 'Cheektowaga' and 'Lackawanna.'
 

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another one i discovered was even some black people speak polish in buffalo.
 

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Downtown buffalo is a nice place.... whats that bar darcy mcgees... very nice scenery there b/c of the college hehehe
 

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Very funny.Paul youre mistaken!! Some of the polish( what few are left) speak black.lol Its a shame what Buffalo has become.
 

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Alright fuggars, I was born in Buffalo, and now well I live near Buffalo, and yeah I`m part polock........so whats your point? Everybody has to have a motherland...........and besides, you named all the good traits of buffalownians...
 

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wow until i made this post i was thinking i was the only one from western ny, glad to see some others. hopefully it will be a better year this year than last !!!!!! looks promising.
 

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Growing up watching the Buffalo TV stations & knowing friends from Lancaster & Cheektowaga, I couldn't help but laugh. You could probably add this one:

A trip to Top's is only 5 minutes away but because there's a bar on every corner, it takes 2 hours to get there. :D
 
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