A 75-year-old man went to see his doctor to get a sperm
count. The doctor gave the man a capped jar and said,
'Take this home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.'
The next day, the 75-year-old man turns up at the doctor’s clinic and gives him the jar, which was as clean and empty as the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained:
'Well doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but again, nothing happened. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing happened. Then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out and still nothing. Would you believe, we even asked the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but still, nothing!'
The doctor was shocked: 'You asked your neighbour?!!'
The old man said: 'Yup, but no matter how we tried,
we couldn’t get the bloomin’ jar open!'
count. The doctor gave the man a capped jar and said,
'Take this home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.'
The next day, the 75-year-old man turns up at the doctor’s clinic and gives him the jar, which was as clean and empty as the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained:
'Well doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but again, nothing happened. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing happened. Then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out and still nothing. Would you believe, we even asked the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but still, nothing!'
The doctor was shocked: 'You asked your neighbour?!!'
The old man said: 'Yup, but no matter how we tried,
we couldn’t get the bloomin’ jar open!'