Today, after stopping at a local store, I took a swig of my apple juice, twisted the cap back on to the plastic bottle, and put it into my storage pouch along with a blueberry muffin wrapped in plastic wrap.
An hour and a half later, I opened the pouch to retrieve my food. I couldn't find the blueberry muffin. Where the heck did it go? Hey... my juice is empty. The cap un-twisted, and the juice spilled all over the place. The muffin completely disappeared. The only evidence is blueberry-apple smegma smeared all over the inside of the storage area. There was this milky-white/yellow goo with purple spots all over the inside of my storage area. The ziplock back holding my registration, insurance and trail map was no match for this powerful chemical. All of my papers were soaked with the smegma.
The exposed seat foam absorbed some smegma, and other than smelling like apple juice, also has purple spots on it.
An hour and a half later, I opened the pouch to retrieve my food. I couldn't find the blueberry muffin. Where the heck did it go? Hey... my juice is empty. The cap un-twisted, and the juice spilled all over the place. The muffin completely disappeared. The only evidence is blueberry-apple smegma smeared all over the inside of the storage area. There was this milky-white/yellow goo with purple spots all over the inside of my storage area. The ziplock back holding my registration, insurance and trail map was no match for this powerful chemical. All of my papers were soaked with the smegma.
The exposed seat foam absorbed some smegma, and other than smelling like apple juice, also has purple spots on it.


