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The holiday season is once again upon us, among the hustle and bustle of todays busy lives, remember to take time out for those close to you and take a few minutes for yourself to enjoy the holidays and friends. Indulge in taking too long to visit and eat some good food. The chores will wait as Christmas comes but once a year, forget the commercialism Christmas seems to have become and relax and enjoy each others company. Christmas Eve here we will be watching all the old Christmas favorites, Frosty, The Grinch, Island of Misfit toys, and A Christmas Story to start with a few.
So gather round SW family, pull your chairs close, stoke up the fire The Boss has some eggnog for everyone.... here is this years rendition of

Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the lodge not a creature was stirring, not even Fishie who was dying to ride his new Renegade. Snowmutt stocked the Amsoil with care, in hopes that Santa would soon be there.

Snow4, Jim Fritch and cooley were in the kitchen baking cookies and singing to the Christmas tunes.

The door bursts open with Thumbdoctor and Idooski muscling the tree, JTKennedy comes in behind them with Crack the Throttle wear for everyone, singing a Tragically Hip tune. Trailblazer drove Zog to the beerstore to pick up the pilsner.

All of a sudden powderboy bolts into the room, just home from his part time fireman/stripper job, and exclaims " That grinchy Newfiebullet is trying to put an end to all the Christmas fun"

Paul Yarek called all the SW family around " We have to get Newfie to see the true meaning of Christmas, he needs to feel the love all the rest of feel at this time of year, instead of grumbling about presents, trail passes and insurance."

Trailblazer, docrmk, tunedbyear, dooman, and kidrocker, devised a plan to kidnap Newfie and bring him back to the lodge for some Christmas cheer with all the rest of the SW family.

Snow4 and Jacqui583 got a room ready for Newfie all decked out in Christmas cheer. Sawman and Formulaman get a spot in the 400 sled garage for Newfies buggy.

Paul yareks mom insisted we get Santa to speak to Newfie, "If anyone can help NB to see, Santa can.", she said.

"What a great idea!", exclaimed Bellvillemxz, "We will stay up all night and wait for Santa to arrive. He is sure to help."

Just then the phone starts ringing, Buddyofjaws picks up the phone, "Its Trailblazer and crew, " he says, "They need 72h2kaw to bring a hearse so they can tie up NB and hide him in the back to bring him to the lodge."

"WHAT??!!!??" says mxzwfo, "You have to be kidding me...."

"Well I knew he wouldnt come along easily." said puree.

Mxz7 and Freezerburnt went to Home depot for a good supply of duct tape. "This 100 mph tape should do the trick"

Fraz and Fridgee went to pick up blueberry pie as it was going to be a long night. "Better get JRBBQ to bring some ribs,its gonna be a long one." said Fraz.

Just then Idooski ran in with SWWebmaster in tow, "Here they come get the duct tape ready!"

Dooman muscled newfie into the room.

"OK NB, " says, Paul, " You are our friend and a member of SW's family and we cant bear to see you so unhappy at this time of year, Santa is on his way to help you see. "

With that the caped crusader spun Nb into a chair and wound him up to wait for Santa. Machzzzz1 wheeled Nb into the great room where the tree was decorated in all its Christmas glory. The SW family gathered around and laughed and talked of rides past and of rides future while waiting for Santa to appear.

MikeD whispered "Does anyone else hear that sled in the distance? It must be Santa..who else would be riding so late on Christmas Eve?"

The drone of the two stroke could be heard off in the distance coming closer. As the sound got nearer Paul exclaimed "I know that sound....it's Santas pimped out Elite."

By this time Newfie was sounding a little like Donald Duck having a conniption, and trying to wrestle his way out of the chair as Santas Elite blaring Sublime drew closer.

Santas Elite pulled up in front of the lodge, he hit the kill switch and vaulted from his trusty steed, threw open the door of the lodge and bellowed " Merry Christmas!!!!!!!"

"Paul," Santa said " I got the caped marauder's emergency signal that I would need to adjust my schedule to allow a longer stop here at the lodge then I originally intended. Who is in need of some Christmas spirit at the SW lodge?"

Dooman and mxzwfo roll Newfie into the room kicking and screaming but he cant break the 100mph tape.

"Santa," says mxzwfo "You help Newfie while I wrench on your sled to make up for lost time."

"Thanks, " said Santa "Watch the tools as I just got the elite back from the boyz at Diamond Back Performance, and she is one slick ride now"

Santa then turned to look at Newfiebullet, "Well lookie what we have here."

Santa walked over to Newfie and gave him a great big hug and said "For starters NB you need a ride on a skidoo, that should help." Santa loaded NB in the Elite, chair and all and took him for a big rip across the lake up over the hill and across a field, pulled the elite up on its side and carved in the powder. Santa then pulled up in front of the lodge.

NB sat quietly in his chair for just a minute,then the laughing began and a smile appeared on Nb's face.

"Santa," said NB " You have helped me see the true meaning of Christmas,,to live and laugh with friends and family. I am a changed man"

A joyous cheer erupted from the SW family who had crowded outside to see NB. The entire SW family then began singing with JT starting the tune " Nobody nobody nobody"

Santa then exclaimed "Holy tarter sauce I have to get moving time is a wasting"

Mxzwfo said " Santa Ive installed the turbo off LadyK's dodge, shes an oldie but a goodie you should make the time up NO PROBLEM"

"Thanks all " Santa said as he jumped into his elite and shot off into the night. As the SW family stood around smiling and laughing with NB you could hear in the distance " A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...and keep the rubberside down"



To all our SW brothers and sisters Jeff and I want to wish you the happiest of holiday seasons whatever your plans may be. Be safe friends and have a joyous holiday.

Peace out (as Perm jr would say)


P.S Newfiebullet...dont be upset its just a story :p next year I will pick on someone else ;)

Kim & Jeff
 

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youve topped last years story and I didnt think that was possible,,, great job Kim and I too wish all my sw brothers and sisters a happy holidays,,,
 

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Excellent Kimmie........Just Excellent ! Now remember what we girls decked that room out with is "our Secret" ok? :tongue:

and, A very Merry Christmas to Every SW family member :christmas:

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Well done Kimmer!! The best of the season to all of you!! :christmas:
 

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Super Job Kim !, I'll put in a good word with Santa for you. Happy Holidays everyone !.
 

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ROTFLMAO!!!

Just like real life, I always get to be the DD. LOL
Of course I don't mind.

Great story Kim.
I must confess though, when everyone was watching Santa and NB head out for their ride and waiting for them to come back, Jacqui583 and I snuck off into that special room.
Well, let's just say that it's even more special now. But don't worry Allison, my lips are sealed.

Merry Christmas and have a safe Holiday all sledding season long.
We wish our SW Family all the best in 2008!

Jeff, Jacqui and our crew.
 

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LADY K=I'VE READ YOUR CHRISTMAS POSTS FOR MANY YEARS.
GOOD JOB BABE. :christmas:
AND OF COURSE THE BOSS WILL HAVE THE EGGNOGG (HIGH OCTAINE) FOR ALL OF OUR S.W. HOMIES.BEWARE OF MY EGGNOG=ASK YAREK=LETHAL STUFF.HE'S STILL SICK.
FROM THE BAR OF THE BOSS=MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD BIG GLASS OF BOURBON.
TEQUILA FOR DOO 4.LOTS AND LOTS.......................... :lmao:
 

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Just like real life, I always get to be the DD. LOL
Of course I don't mind.[/b]
I knew it Jeff thats why I put you there :D :D :inlove:

I'VE READ YOUR CHRISTMAS POSTS FOR MANY YEARS.[/b]
As long as I am a member here, there will be a Christmas story :)
 
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